Tuesday, 22 March 2016

Social Media User Narrates His Experience With A Cute Lady In The Bank (And It’s Quite Hilarious)

A social media user has shared his experience in the banking hall with a functional illiterate with considerable beauty but had simple spelling issues. This is what happens when a very beautiful lady that has won the heart of several men with her physical appearance dramatically appears uneducated. Read below:

May God deliver us from Nigerian ladies. Big girls small sense has become a major issue. I met this highly beautiful and enchanting young lady in the bank earlier today. She instantly won the hearts of all the men around her with the loud expressions on their faces. She walked into the banking hall, her pointed shoe announcing her arrival minutes before you saw her.

She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel. The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness. And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding the security guy frantically waving at her that calls are not allowed in banking halls, will cost a small fortune.

She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen. About five guys offered her their pens but, shame to bad people, she took mine maybe because I was closest to her. After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she stood up and inched closer to me. She whispered:"Please can you spell 'thirty' for me?"

I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise. She had written: 'tarty tausan'! (as pronounced by people of the Yoruba tribe in Nigeria).

Olodumare oooo!!!!!!

I hissed and snatched my biro from her hand.  Fine face, no brains, nothing turns me on than a beauty with brain.

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