A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in 3rd grade. The boy said "Madam, i should be in 4th grade, i'm smarter than my sister and she's in 4th grade". The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from 4th grade. See below:
Principal: What is 3 3
Principal: 6 6
Boy: 12 The boy got all questions right.
The principal then told the Madam to send the boy to 4th grade immediately. Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed. (Continue after the cut).
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that i have 2 of?
Madam: What is in your pants that i don't have
Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, it's hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid
Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky (The principal's eyes open really wide,but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge)
Boy: Bubble gum
Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do
(The principal was looking restless)
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first.
Boy: Wedding ring
Madam: I come in many sizes. When i'm not well, i drip. When you blow me,you feel good
Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver
Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand
Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others,the Pope doesn't use his and a
man gives it to his wife after marriage
Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is
responsible for making love
principal : ehhhhh,
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam 'Send this BLOODY boy to the University...even i myself got all answers wrong!
lolz. Enjoy your day lovelies.