|Hanover 96 finished bottom of their league|
Disappointed fans of a football club that are finishing the season at the bottom of their league are being offered a 'quickie' to ease their sorrows. Hannover 96 have been relegated for the fifth time in their history, finishing rock bottom of the Bundesliga in Germany. With just 22 points from 31 games, the team are nine points adrift from safety with three games left. And now, a local sauna has revealed its surefire way to make fans feel better about it all - at just 96 euros, or around £75 - by giving them a "quickie". The advert reads "How cool is that? After the descent comes the rise."
|The adult entertainment venue has posted the details of its latest offer on Facebook|
The event, being held at FKK Villa on May 14, promises to soothe on the day that Hannover 96 play their final Bundesliga game away to current leaders Bayern Munich.
Prostitution in Germany is legal, as are all aspects of the sex industry, including brothels and advertisements, so there's no legal issue with the advert it posted on its Facebook page.
It reads: "for 96 euros, all drinks, except champagne, are free and included in the entry fee is a 15-minute quickie with a female club hostess of your choice".
The team were promoted to the top flight in 2001-2, but now they're going to have to come to terms with life in the Zweite Bundesliga, the second division.